We’ve all been there. A few shots of tequila down your trap and suddenly no idea is a bad idea. Do you want to fly halfway across the world? Sure. Do you want to make the world’s largest McDonald’s burger and eat it upside down? Of course you do. Do you want to kidnap a chicken and keep it as your pet? Why bloody not?
In reality you realise that all these things are just plain stupid, but pair them with booze and suddenly you are nothing short of a genius. It’s what I like to call drunk logic, something that these guys and girls have a lot of..
I need a sit down.
Ok they look gross, but so do kebabs when you’re T tota
“I don’t need no keys, keys are for losers.”
Is that how you get all the ladies?
“Sick tattoo” – said no one ever
Why you shouldn’t take your friendship to the next level unless you are stone cold sober
The intoxicated planner, I raise a slice in salute to you.
The lazy drunk, using straws the way God intended them I’m sure